I know I don’t post here very often (much to the disappointment of Brad, I might add), but for those of you reading this that don’t know me, my name is Jon Kelley, and I’m a racist.
Yes, you read that correctly, I am a racist. Now, I’m not saying that I run around in a white sheet burning crosses on peoples’ lawns. I’ll leave that to some of the senior members of congress. No, the people on the left will claim that I am a racist because I want our nation’s borders closed to illegal immigration (for those who want to steal that quote to defame me, don’t forget to delete the word ‘illegal’). I am a racist because I oppose Obama-care. I am a racist because I think that every militant extremest Muslim should be dragged out into the middle of the street and beaten to death with a ham hock. Okay, that one’s pretty racist, I’ll give you that. Bottom line, the left will call me racist, because I love my country and want to keep her safe.
But you see, there’s one thing that I don’t understand. It’s kind of like when a right wing candidate ascends to the Presidency, the nut-job conspiracy theorists come out of the woodwork claiming that he will try and create a New World Order/ One World Government, but when a left winger becomes President, and actually TRIES to create a NWO/ OWG, the nuts go silent. So, along those lines, I don’t understand why the crazies rail against people like myself as racists, when the real racists go completely ignored.
Let me ask all of you altruistic non-racists out there a question: what do you think would happen to Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson and their rabble-rousing ilk if their professed “agenda” were to actually come to pass? What would happen to them if Dr. King’s dream actually came true? They would be out of a job, that’s what. Therefore, it is in THEIR best interest to maintain the illusion of racial bias. It is in their best interest to continue to keep the black man down. It is in their best interest to keep the blacks thinking that they can’t get ahead in life because of the whites. Those types of people are the true racists. Let me ask another question: If Al and Jessie can pull themselves out of the slums and get ahead in life all on their own, why do they try and make everyone they claim to support think that they can’t do what they themselves did? In other words, if they could do it by themselves, why can’t you do it without their help?
One last thing, I’m going to break one of the biggest rules of the conservative movement. I’m going to tell you one of our biggest secrets. It is the goal of every conservative to destroy the way of life of every minority group in America. It is our goal to stop the “Welfare way of life”. It is our goal to get young men to once again take pride in themselves. It is our goal to get young men out of the gangs, and into worthwhile jobs. It is our goal to get people to stop demanding what they believe they deserve, and to instead EARN what they work for. It is our goal to make people understand that the only thing that they need the government for is to provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and generally, to stay the hell out of the way of private citizens so that they can become as great or as small as they desire.
–JK
