Author Archives: Jon Kelley

About Jon Kelley

Jon Kelley received the rank of Corporal during his service to this great nation as a member of the 1st Combat Engineer Battalion. Has seen a portion of our wondrous planet while traveling with the 31st MEU/SOC on board the USS Harpers Ferry (LSD-49), and currently resides in a super secret bunker surrounded by family, friends, and a fast internet connection.

The nine most terrifying words…

Answer me something: who are the bigger idiots, the people that run our country, or the people that vote for those that run our country? You may think that I’m being sarcastic, and I am (to a point), yet as … Continue reading

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If you’re a racist and you know it, read the article.

I know I don’t post here very often (much to the disappointment of Brad, I might add), but for those of you reading this that don’t know me, my name is Jon Kelley, and I’m a racist. Yes, you read … Continue reading

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Happy (belated) Birthday Marines.

“On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date many thousand men have borne the name Marine. In memory of them it is fitting that we who are Marines … Continue reading

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My argument with an idiot.

Hello folks (If there is in fact, anyone still reading this site). It’s been a while, and I just thought I’d give our friend Phobia a hand by submitting a little argument with a local radio morning show DJ (I … Continue reading

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