S.773: Cybersecurity Act of 2009

Back around the beginning of April this year, Sen. John Rockefeller, Sen. Evan Bayh, Sen. Bill Nelson and Sen. Olympia Snowe introduced a bill that would effectively hand over control of the Internet and the infrastructure that supports it to the government.

The first thing that this bill does is to give the President the authority to appoint a “Cybersecurity Advisory Panel” to advise him. The topics that they are to advise him on are as follows:

  • Any process, program, or protocol that relates to the Internet or an Intranet.
  • Automatic data processing or transmission.
  • Telecommunication via the Internet or an Intranet.
  • Any matter relating to, or involving the use of, computers or computer networks.

Not a bad thing there, right?

It goes on to provide for several other considerations:

  • Requires the Department of Commerce to develop and implement a system to provide cybersecurity status and vulnerability information regarding all federal information systems and networks managed by the DoC.
  • Provides financial assistance for the creation and support of regional cybersecurity centers for small and medium sized US businesses.
  • Requires the NIST to create cybersecurity standards for all federal government, government contractor, or grantee infrastructure information systems and networks.
  • Requires a national licensing and certification program for cybersecurity professionals.
  • Will provide for civil or criminal penalties if certain services are provided without being certified.
  • Much more…

The items that are listed above which this Cybersecurity Advisory Panel can advise the President are scary to begin with. The description opens up nearly any communication medium we use that requires electricity.

The first point. Any process, program or protocol:

This can apply to ANYTHING you use on your computer, cell phone, land line (in most cases), or nearly any other multimedia device. It goes further though. The software you use for email, web browsing, chat, watching movies, doing your job, writing letters, playing games, or doing your banking are all covered by this line alone.

Second point. Automatic data processing or transmission:

Oh boy… This is going to hit a spot with everyone out there that uses direct deposit. Many systems that are used for banking in general are automated data processing systems. Many web sites use automated data processing in their code to handle users, sessions, and a multitude of other data. ATM’s use automated data processing to both dispense and receive money from clients. All of the above use automated data transmission as well. There are thousands of other examples of this particular type of technology being used throughout our personal lives as well as business.

Third point. Telecommunication via the Internet or an Intranet:

GAH! Do you speak on a phone? You are affected by this particular line. Do you chat on the net? What about sending email? Maybe use an internal office network for chat with coworkers? What about sending text messages? The word telecommunication has changed over the years. The change came because the networks were all changed to data networks over the years. Very few calls move over networks that are not either connected to the Internet or are technically part of an Intranet. The lines here can be smudged quite easily.

Fourth point: Any matter relating to, or involving the use of, computers or computer networks:

It would have been much more simple for the writers of this bill to just say this from the start. This is the punchline of the entire thing. They have oversight of everything concerning computers or computer networks. In other words, everything we do with the exception of writing on paper, talking in person, or carving our names in freshly poured cement.

To be fair though, these people are only going to be advising the president on these matters. Right?

Not so fast!

In a twist of fate that could only be brought about by someone already corrupted by government service, the bill gives the president the power to ”declare a cybersecurity emergency and order the limitation or shutdown of Internet traffic to and from any compromised Federal Government or United States critical infrastructure information system or network.” I hope that all the major bandwidth and cell providers are shaking in their boots right now. The fed will now have complete control over whether they function or not. As the bill doesn’t actually spell out the definition of a compromised system OR the definition of critical infrastructure, the new powers granted to the president could be used to shut down any network or computer across the nation if he sees fit.

Scared yet?

The bill also allows the president to gather and store security and vulnerability data on any systems or networks that the president thinks to be critical. Again, no definition of the word “critical” in the bill. To take this all one step further though, any of the data that is gathered by the president is available to the Secretary of Commerce “without regard to any provision of law, regulation, rule, or policy restricting such access.”

Ok, you should be a bit scared now. This bill very simply gives the government unrestricted access to any data on any public or private network or computer in the US.

I think I will just let that last line speak for itself.

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English at the Drive Through Please

It really chaps my khakis when I get to the fast food restaurant and can not order food because of the language barrier that I seem to run into more and more. To quote Jim Breuer, “Speak English Hammer.” You would think that such a simple task would be easy….oh no way Yack! “You wanna esprite? esprite! E…S….P…”

Now, I am not picking on Immigrants. They deserve respect because they have gone through the LEGAL steps to become a citizen and have been required to take a literacy test to assess their knowledge of the English language. I am talking about Illegal aliens. I am going to say that again, Illegal. That means they are breaking the law. The same law that they want to hide behind and say they have rights. I say you have no rights because you are a criminal. Illegal aliens do not deserve jobs or to be forgiven. They do not deserve subsidies, free medical care or other benefits provided by U.S. Taxpayers.

Today it seems that the word Illegal has been dropped when speaking about immigration. It’s still used, but now it has become more of an association word that has no meaning. Most people associate the term Illegal Immigrant as someone from Mexico.

Pro-amnesty minded people don’t really see the word “Illegal” as a problem or that someone has really broken the law. I wonder what those people would think if they owned a store and someone shop lifted from them. Would they miss one candy bar? Probably not. Would they miss a million? Would the word “Illegal” take on a whole new meaning?

The plain fact that they are here means they are stealing from the American taxpayer.  They steal heath care and educational subsidies.  They steal American heritage and give it to their children because if you’re born here, you become a citizen.

Would you hire a thief  just because they would be willing to work for less money? Does it make a difference why they broke the law?  Or is the fact that they are a criminal enough for you to say, “No Yob Available.”

It takes a lot of cojones to ask me for a job after you have stolen from me.

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New Writer and Other Changes

Over the years, Alienspeed.com has been a great many things. It started as a business site for a computer company that I started back around 1999 or 2000. After that company was sold and merged with another company, the site turned into a personal rant/rave site for me and some friends. Since then, it has housed a sort of political anger clearing house of sorts. That is about to change.

After looking over the current political environment, we have decided that we need more professionalism in our writing in order to gain readership. We also decided that our update cycle needs to be regulated and normalized. In another decision that will have garner great change to the site, we have brought on a new writer.

David Daniels will be joining us to write on a variety of issues. He is not the standard conservative perspective that you have grown used to over the years of reading our content. His views are all over the spectrum depending on the particular subject. We believe that the addition of his talent and inspired writing will be a great boon to the site.

As for the other changes that the title alludes to, the site got a bit of a makeover. Take some times to go over it and let us know what you think. Other changes to the look of the site are forthcoming, so hold on for the ride!

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A letter concerning S.J.Res.20 to Sen. Richard Shelby

I wrote a letter concerning the titled bill to the lead sponsor of the bill Senator Richard Shelby of Alabama. My concerns are outlined within the letter and should be plainly evident. Lets see how he responds! The letter was written and sent early on October 8, 2009.

Sir,

I applaud you for sponsoring S.J.Res.20. While I have not been able to get a copy of the whole bill, the synopsis states that congress would be able to suspend the amendment. I would like to ask if the particular situations in which congress shall be allowed by law to suspend the amendment are described or set forth within the bill? The synopses that I have been able to find to this point seem rather sparse on details and I would hope to be able to know at least some before I urge my own senators and representatives to support your efforts..

Thanks for your time. I hope for your response by either phone or email at your earliest convenience.

Bradley Allen

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King Obama! All Hail King Obama!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/10/07/school_kids_sing_for_health_care_reform_on_set_of_cnn.html

Since when did this become OK? Since when was it alright for our children to be indoctrinated into the hell that is socialism? Since when did the country stop caring what kind of people ran it? What a sham… Even more, what a shame… I would rather eat stewed vomit than listen to this again. The people that taught this to these school children should be fired. Politics are something to be taught. Not forced. In school, you give BOTH sides of the argument and let the students figure it out on their own. THAT is education. What these children got was indoctrination.

Shame…

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My argument with an idiot.

Hello folks (If there is in fact, anyone still reading this site). It’s been a while, and I just thought I’d give our friend Phobia a hand by submitting a little argument with a local radio morning show DJ (I refer to the entire show as being hosted by ‘the trio of idiots’), concerning our current health care debate.

The conversation follows:

On Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 8:33 AM, Jon Kelley wrote:

So, I’m curious. Before I get to my question, though, I thought I’d let you know first-off, that I am what you would term as a ‘right-wing nutjob’, and I haven’t listened to Sean Hannity for probably more than a year. He drives me nuts, and he’s become nothing more than a mouthpiece for the republican party. To him, the party can do no wrong. I don’t think that way.

Anyway, whenever you talk about our nations health care on the air, you always switch to your Hannity voice and mock, “we have the best health care system in the world.” By doing this, it seems to me that you believe that we DON’T, in fact, have the best health care system in the world. So I would like to ask, do you believe this, or are you just taking the opportunity to take another shot at Mr. Hannity? Or is it some other reason alltogether? If you do think this, I’d like to know why you think that socializing our system would help (if that is, indeed, what you think would help).

I’d just like to figure this out, because I think that we DO have the best health care in the world. Having been treated in other countries, and having friends that were treated in other countries (all of which were first world, highly industrialized nations), I have first-hand knowledge of this particular subject.

Thank you for your reply,

Jon Kelley
Cpl. U.S.M.C. (Hon. Discharged)

–To which the local DJ (I’m just going to call him Bob) replied:

Subject: Re: Health care

Here’s one statistic….35th on the list for infant mortality.  That is, there are 34 countries ahead of us who have lower rates of babies dying before the age of 1.

–Now, it seemed to me that Bob didn’t do his homework on this particular subject before he ran his mouth, and it turns out, after about 30 seconds of Googling, I was right.

I replied thusly:

On Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 10:31 AM, Jon Kelley wrote:
44th, actually ( https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2091rank.html#top ) but there are also 179 countries that have a higher infant mortality rate than we do.

Also, you didn’t mention how socializing our system is going to help.

From Wikipedia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_mortality )
A 2006 article in U.S. News & World Report claims that “First, it’s shaky ground to compare U.S. infant mortality with reports from other countries. The United States counts all births as live if they show any sign of life, regardless of prematurity or size. This includes what many other countries report as stillbirths. In Austria and Germany, fetal weight must be at least 500 grams (1 pound) to count as a live birth; in other parts of Europe, such as Switzerland, the fetus must be at least 30 centimeters (12 inches) long. In Belgium and France, births at less than 26 weeks of pregnancy are registered as lifeless.[4] And some countries don’t reliably register babies who die within the first 24 hours of birth. Thus, the United States is sure to report higher infant mortality rates. For this very reason, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, which collects the European numbers, warns of head-to-head comparisons by country.”  ( http://health.usnews.com/usnews/health/articles/060924/2healy.htm. )

–Sadly, this last paragraph seemed to flow in through his eyeballs, and out his ass.

Well, it seems pretty clear to me how socialized medicine helps this situation. However, if you’d like me to spell it out, I will.  The countries ahead of us, most of them, have very advanced medical techniques at their disposal…just like America.  With socialized medicine almost all (probably all) pregnant women have access to pre-natal care at no cost or low cost.  Okay?

–You think I hit a nerve there? He seems a little upset that I crushed his thoughts with facts, and managed to make his entire argument invalid.

Sadly, this was the end of our conversation, as the reply I sent to him went unanswered, and my e-mail ‘sent’ folder has deleted the letter. I remember I made mention about who would pay for said health care, as the rich will only shell out so much before they go away, and how China wouldn’t foot the bill for our deficits anymore, but beyond that, I don’t recall where I went with anything. Poor me.

–Jon Kelley

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Energy Independence – The Plan

It seems we suddenly lost the will to be energy independent. No so damn fast!

My power bill in Texas is usually something near $190 a month. It doesn’t matter if it is 105F or 50F outside. That is what it comes out to be. To put it simply, I am tired as hell of it.

My country has resources from coast to coast. Dams, coal, oil, more dams, coal, and oil. We are swimming in natural resources. Hell, we have tornado alley sitting here waiting for you to put wind turbines in. I wouldn’t mind the occasional solar cell or 80 either. Seriously, what the hell is the problem?

We have everything waiting for us to take it. So what is the problem?

Oh yeah. We have all of your environazis out there. What is it again? Carbon dioxide? I have a solution to that crappy argument. Ready? Here we go!

Nuclear power. Pure, plain, simple, safe. Oh yeah, and no carbon dioxide flowing out the pipes. What was that you said? Nuclear waste? Not any more! We can recycle it! In fact, with modern nuclear reactors, we can recycle it up to 3 times before it becomes weapons grade. And when it does that, we have this nice little thing called the United States Air Force that REALLY wants to buy it from us.

Why would they want that? Because most of our nuclear warheads are nearly 30 years old. We have this little thing called National Defense that is kind of important. Though none of you would give a shit about that.

Regardless, your job in life as a eco-nazi is to figure out a way for us to drop about 30 nuclear reactors in the deserts of Texas, Utah, Nevada, Wyoming, New Mexico, and Arizona. Oh yeah, you need to do it without the 18 year wait associated with building a nuclear reactor. (This doesn’t include the application process, the money to get through that process or the bullshit that comes with fighting any liberal bullshit cause that needs to be fought.)

What it comes down to is that all you libbies out there need to let us Conservatives figure the energy thing out. I do, however, want your opinion. Not talking points (for those of you that don’t farking get the whole idea of conversation). Opinion. I want a real resolution that doesn’t involve only solar cells that pollute nearly as bad as oil. I want something that works. Period. Put those thinking caps on ladies! Nuclear is my #1. What is yours?

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